jedihighcouncil:

jedihighcouncil:

I just want to know who read the Archie comics and was like yes you know what this needs? more gang violence and murder

this bitch is in a gang now

(Source: mutantapologist)

back-that-sass-up:

raepritewrites:

back-that-sass-up:

not to be racist but i can’t tell customers apart

The truth hurts so much, but it cannot be denied - 2 minutes after you leave my line of sight, I have no idea who you are, you’re just another arm I’ve stabbed with a needle

god I hope you work in the medical field

bloato:

Thoughts?

gxlinda:

Fandom: Merlin (TV)

Pairing: Merlin/Arthur Pendragon, Gwen/Lancelot, Minor Gwen/Arthur Pendragon

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Wordcount: 9,620

Summary: Merlin never thought getting Arthur drunk on his stag night would be anything but hilariously embarrassing for Arthur. What he never expects is a drunken confession that makes him rethink the last ten years of his and Arthur’s friendship, the amount of alcohol a person should be allowed to drink, and the wedding that’s taking place in less than twenty-four hours.

Read it on AO3

pileofknives:

mockiato:

Every single one of these headlines sure is something

It’s genuinely the fucking end times

ihemmingsluke:

You don’t choose the band member, the band member chooses you

(Source: orbitty)

silverhawk:

my cat: [gets claw stuck on bed sheet]

me: oh! let me help you-

my cat as soon as i touch her paw: